Jason Segel Song-Chelsea Gill

A girl’s gotta dream Intro: When I was young, I was told to follow my dreams No matter how big or obscure they seem So here it goes, gotta lot to prove can’t stop now, nothing to lose Verse 1: Oh Jason Segel You are the ring to my Smeagal won’t you write a quirky ballad just for me, I know you’re super busy With Sarah Marshall and Miss Piggy But I swear I’m worth your time Wait and see Now I know what you’re thinking “Another crazy girl with heightened feelings But I’m totally sane, tested and disease free Now with all your worries set aside I’ll go ahead and swallow up my pride And shamelessly ask that you listen To my plea and Have drinks with me Chorus: Oh, Mr. Segel can’t you see I’m trying real hard to impress I think you’re hot but I digress Perhaps you’d like a scotch or rum I swear whenI’m drunk I’m so much fun We can dress up incognito Your fame and fortune only we’ll know I’ll have you home before it gets light Just one drink It won’t take all night “I mean I’m cool enough To write you this awesome song Verse 2: Oh Jason Segel It’s important you know I’m legal, So any crazy shit you wanna do Just know I can do it too And I know my odds Are slim to none But with all that work You need some fun, You won’t have to spend a penny, All expenses paid, drinks on me Oh and hey Jason Segel Did I mention that I’m single But no big deal, We can still be friends Just have a drink with me before this year ends with the Chorus Ending: “I know this song I’m brushing the surface But can you …