I Wanna Be a Vampire (Parody of Billionaire Travie McCoy & Bruno Mars by)

An ode to the awesome and ridiculous vampire fans out there! A parody of the “Billionaire” by Travie McCoy music video and Bruno Mars. The original: www.youtube.com To contact the creators, email ihrtvamps@gmail.com. LYRICS: I wanna be a Vampire so freakin’ bad and bite all of the girls I never had. I wanna be on the cover of Fangs Magazine smiling next to Edward and Sookie. Oh every time I close my eyes I scream that I will never die the different blood-type every night, Oh I, I swear The world better prepare, For when I’m a vampire. Yeah, I would have a cape like Dracula Sneak up from the back of ya, Everyday Halloween is Popular with all the teens I’ll probably pull an alice cullen and emmett and hook up with my siblings just for the heck of it. Give away a few t-shirts that say “Suck It”and last but not least grant somebody their last wish You can call me Count von Count from the ‘ Street, though I’m not purple and I got no hand up my bum hole. Get it? Can’t wait to bite on some Twi-moms is they all seem to want to get it on in my coffin I’ll make sure to choose my victims with care and there’ll be smokin’ hot 100-year-old cougars everywhere! Oh every time I close my eyes I dream that I will never die the different blood-type every night, oh I, I swear The world better prepare, for when I’m a vampire. I’ll be buyin ‘ up Transylvanian real estate avoiding all the wooden stakes ain’t got time for all of that furry fandom of toto patty-cake Poof of smoke, and then i’ll fly away like a . ..